Tired of boring tooth paste brands that look like they belong in a nursing home? Yeah, us too. So we started Hijene. Because matter where you are, you need a great start to your day. If it’s half way through an all night epic on the side of a trail in Colorado, or getting charged up for an intense day at the office- you need the advantages that Hijene offers you. We made Hijene so that you could get your supplements and nutrients in your toothpaste, rather than swallowing a million pills. It is Infused with healthy stuff like magnesium and vitamin C and is absorbed directly thought your gums. Hijene was invented to be your one stop infusion of health no matter where you’re waking up.
Continue reading →Founded
In the year of the tooth 2024
Scientifically Accredited
By the universal tooth foundation of Planet Earth
Hijene Toothpaste combines all of the critical supplements and vitamins to make your day better, and it’s all absorbed easily into your gums when you brush your teeth.
So what is in our formula?
Yes it most certainly is. You’re so observant. Want to know why?
Because it’s incredible toothpaste. Ever tried squeezing out the last drops from a tube, just waisting those precious moments of your life fumbling with your toothbrush- hoping there is enough in there to justify a solid clean brush... Well no more of that non-sense.
You just plunge that plunger and get every last drop of the good stuff now.
Your gums are 2000% more absorbent that your skin!
Permeable Tissue
The gums, are highly vascularized and permeable. This means they have a rich blood supply and allow certain substances to pass through them easily.
Direct Entry
When supplements are applied to the gums, they can bypass the digestive system and enter directly into the bloodstream. This process is known as transmucosal absorption.
Rapid Uptake
The absorption through the gums can be quite rapid, often faster than taking supplements orally. This is because the substances don't have to go through the digestive tract and liver before entering the bloodstream.
Enhanced Absorption
Some supplements may have higher absorption rate when applied through the gums. This means that a greater percentage of the active ingredients can be utilized by the body compared to traditional oral ingestion
Your gums are 2000% more absorbent that your skin!
Are you really really excited about Hijene? Wonderful. Us too.
We are looking for people who want to unlock their potential. People who are limitless, and who want to spread that stoke and joy to the world. Whether you’re a surfer, climber, artist or physicist come join our journey as an ambassador.
The Abbreviated but still very fascinating history of Toothpaste:
Egyptians (around 5000 BC)
The earliest known toothpaste-like substances were created by the Egyptians, who used a mixture of crushed rock salt, mint, and dried iris flowers.
Ancient Greeks and Romans
They advanced dental care with recipes including abrasives like crushed bones and oyster shells, often flavored with herbs.
Middle Ages
During this period, people used various mixtures, often herbal, to clean teeth. The use of charcoal and salt became popular, although these methods were not very effective.
19th Century Innovations
Tooth Powder: By the early 1800s, tooth powders became common, consisting of finely ground abrasives. Baking soda was a popular ingredient for its mild abrasive properties.
2024- Forever
Overall, toothpaste really has not evolved that much from rudimentary mixtures to what you all had until 2023. Now Hijene just came and changed the game. Here we are. Sophisticated, Oral, Mouth oriented healthy awesome just completely revolutionary stuff.
Downstream effects on civilzation due to Hijene’s innovations:
Hijene has created a world where humanity will achieve a harmonious balance between technological advancements, environmental sustainability, and social equity. Picture cities with lush greenery integrated into their design—vertical gardens, rooftop forests, and urban farms providing fresh, locally grown food. The streets are free from pollution as electric vehicles and public transit powered by renewable energy glide silently, and air quality is pristine, thanks to carbon-neutral policies and smart city infrastructure.
Technology would seamlessly enhance daily life. Advanced AI handles routine tasks, allowing people to focus on creative, personal, and intellectual pursuits. Education is personalized, accessible to all, and encourages lifelong learning through virtual classrooms and immersive, augmented reality experiences. Work is flexible, remote, and fulfilling, supported by a universal basic income that ensures no one lives in poverty.
In this future, energy is clean and abundant. Solar, wind, and fusion power are the primary energy sources, with decentralized grids ensuring efficient distribution. Communities are self-sufficient, with buildings that generate more energy than they consume, recycling systems that produce zero waste, and water management that uses desalination and conservation technology.
Yep. I think we forgot a few things... Brb